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** EDITOR’S CHOICE **
Recruited into the shadowy Ministry of Plausible Deniability, Ezra Ashdown had to trade in his cowboy boots and six-guns for futuristic weaponry, though he’s determined to hang onto his hat. Which is not bad advice when you’re faced with a galaxy-wide conspiracy involving killer robotic mimes, a homicidal home handyman turned evil super-genius, a crew of bondage-themed space pirates, a planet of religious fanatics out for blood, and the avatar of an ancient, all-powerful machine which thinks it’s a pre-adolescent French princess.
Now, his unnervingly sexy parole officer, their robot friend (and any other allies mad enough to lend a hand) are up against the biggest threat humanity has ever faced… well, at least since we lost that war against the alien clowns from the 6th Dimension. You know the one.
If he fails, a race of giant monsters who keep humans as pets will trap and neuter us all. If he succeeds, he might finally get a shave, a proper bottle of whiskey and an explanation as to just what the hell is going on here…
Devastatingly witty sci-fi that will leave you feeling great with each of the 385 pages of this absolute CRACKER.
CONTENT ADVISORY: Language, violence, innuendo, drug and alcohol abuse… you know, all the GOOD STUFF!